FLAGSTAFF AZ
APRIL 11 - 13 2025
I THINK ITS TIME WE TAKE THIS CULT FAMILY TO THE NEXT LEVEL
& GET OUT FROM BEHIND OUR SCREENS AND MEET IN PERSON!
WHEN YAH HERE YAH FAMILY
even if it is one absolutely fucking dysfunctional family!
WE’VE ALL BECOME SO CLOSE OVER THESE YEARS
AND NOW WE WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU…
AND WHERE BETTER TO DO THAT THAN THE HOLY LAND ITSELF?!
WHAT THE FUCK IS A FAMILY REUNION?
ITS NOT:
AN MLM PITCH
WORTHY UP DAYCATION
SHARK TANK MSWC PRESENTATION
SURPRISE FAMILY MEETING WHERE YOU FIND OUT YOU’RE GETTING A NEW MOM AND HAVING TO MOVE TOMORROW BECAUSE OF SAID NEW MOM
A TRAINER BILL INTERVENTION
A KICK ASS WEEKEND WITH OTHER SICK FUCKS LIKE YOURSELF
DRESS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE JANELLE PARTY
GUIDINGS TO ALL THE HOT SPOTS
BONFIRES AND NON-STOP SHIT TALKING ABOUT ANY AND EVERYTHING
FREEDOM TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT ALL WEEKEND
IT IS:
WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT
WE DIDN’T BOOK ANYTHING, WE AREN’T PAYING FOR ANYTHING… ALL WE DID WAS ASK VILLAGE CAMP TO SET ASIDE A BLOCK OF CABINS FOR US! IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO BOOK YOUR PLACE! THE TEAM BEHIND VILLAGE CAMP IS VERY ON BRAND FOR THE TRASHBAGS… DISORGANIZED AND A BIT LACKING WITH THE FOLLOW THRU, BUT WE WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!
YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF YOUR OWN SHIT
YOU NEED TO CALL.
YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU BOOK SOMETHING YOU ARE HAPPY WITH.
YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU GET A CONFIRMATION EMAIL.
YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY CHARGE YOU THE RIGHT AMOUNT.
WE ARE NOT IN CHARGE OF NOTHING.
if anything goes wrong – its on you.
WHEN YOU ARE READY TO BOOK...
CALL: 928-378-7580
ASK FOR THE ACE FANNING PODCAST BLOCK OF CABINS. THESE CABINS SHOULD BE $290.00 PER NIGHT. IF THESE ACCOMODATIONS DO NOT WORK FOR YOU – THERE ARE OTHER CABINS AVAILABLE BUT NOT PART OF THE BLOCK.
YOU CAN ALSO BRING YOUR OWN RV – VERY JANELLE OF YOU!
EXPERIENCES
EXPERIENCES
TRASHBAG
FAMILY REUNION
ITINERARY
5 PM | PRE SHOW DINNER CATERED
BY SALSA BRAVA
04.11
COME JOIN US BEFORE THE SHOW FOR TONYS 4000 TACOS PROVIDED BY THE RESTAURANT THAT HAS SEEN THE BROWN FAMILY FALL APART ONE CHIPS AND SALSA AT A TIME!
CASH BAR AVETABLE {available}
6PM | SHIT TALK LIVE
WITH ACE & KATELYN
THE SHOW YOU HAVE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE BUT NOW YOU GET TO BE A PART OF THE FUN! GAMES, PRIZES AND OF COURSE SHIT TALK.
10AM | SISTER WIVES GUIDED TOUR GROUP ONE
04.12
WHATS BETTER THAN PILING ONTO A CHARTER BUS WITH A TON OF STRANGERS TO GO AND LOOK AT THE MONUMENTS THAT HAVE SERVED AS THE BACKDROP FOR THE SOME OF THE MOST BORING SCENES IN TELEVISION HISTORY
11:30 AM | SISTER WIVES GUIDED TOUR GROUP TWO
THE SAME THING AS ABOVE AND THE SAME LAME ACE FANNING COMMENTARY, BUT A WHOLE NEW GROUP OF PEOPLE!
5 PM | JANELLE, JANELLE, JANELLE PARTY!
COME AS YOUR BEST JANELLE AND GET READY TO LET IT RIP… AS MUCH AS JANELLE CAN LET IT RIP! JANELLE THEMED GAMES, DINNER FROM OREGANOS PIZZA BISTRO AND OUR BEST JANELLE AWARDS!
ITS MORE THAN JUST A REUNION…
WE WANT THIS TO BE A WEEKEND TO REMEMBER– AND NOT IN THE WAY THAT MOST FAMILY REUNIONS ARE REMEMBERABLE {FAMILY FIGHTS, SECRETS AND GOSSIP} BUT BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYED YOURSELF!
WE’VE GOT A COUPLE FUN TRASHBAG EXPERIENCES WE THINK YOU’RE GONNA LOVE… OR MAYBE YOU WILL FUCKING HATE THEM AND DECIDE YOU HATE US TOO! HIGH STAKES.
THE ROBYN EXPERIENCE!
I WANT IT ALL. I DON’T CARE HOW FINITE THE FAMILY RESOURCES ARE… I WANT THE MAN, THE HOUSE, THE JUNK JOURNALS, ALL THE DOLLS AND ALL THE DOLL ACCESSORIES! ETSY LOVES TO SEE ME COMING!
WITH THE ROBYN EXPERIENCE, YOU GET IT ALL AND NO FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE JANELLE CAN STAND IN YOUR WAY! CHRISTINE CAN BITCH AND MOAN ALL ABOUT HOW YOU’RE THE FAVORITE, BUT AS MEL ROBBINS SAYS, “LET THEM!” AND CHERRY ON TOP: MERI IS PROBABLY GOING DOWN ON YOU!
SISTER WIVES GUIDED BUS TOUR
PRE-SHOW DINNER CATERED BY SALSA BRAVA
SHIT TALK LIVE WITH ACE & KATELYN
THE CHRISTINE EXPERIENCE!
NOM NOM NOM…. NOT ONLY ARE YOU A THESPIAN, YOU’RE ALSO HUNGRY AND MAKING A MESS WITH ALL THAT NACHO CHEESE! BASEMENT WIFE IS GETTING A NIGHT OUT OF THE COLD DARK SPACE SHE CALLS HOME AND GETS TO STUFF HER FACE WITH MEXICAN FOOD WHILE ACE AND KATELYN STUFF HER IN A WAY SHE’S NEVER BEEN STUFFED BEFORE.
SHIT TALK LIVE WITH ACE & KATELYN
PRE-SHOW DINNER CATERED BY SALSA BRAVA
THE KODY EXPERIENCE!
LET'S FACE IT… YOU'RE THE REAL REASON WHY EVERYONE IS HERE! GET UP ON STAGE AND GIVE US YOUR ALL! BE THE PIECE OF MEAT YOU ARE AND FLAUNT YOUR 6-PACK ABS AND THOSE PECS JANELLE WANTS SO BAD! {DON’T ACTUALLY COME ON STAGE– THAT WOULD BE AWKWARD}
SHIT TALK LIVE WITH ACE & KATELYN
THE MERI EXPERIENCE!
OOPS… THE FAMILY ONCE AGAIN FORGOT TO TELL MERI ANY OF THE OTHER PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND, BUT WE KNOW WE CAN’T ROAD TRIP WITHOUT HER! YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED A SHITTER CLEANED, TIRE CHANGED, OR ALL THE BAGS PACKED TETRIS STYLE.
SISTER WIVES GUIDED BUS TOUR
THE AURORA EXPERIENCE!
DADDYS FAVORITE LITTLE GIRL… BECAUSE SHE FORCES HERSELF ONTO HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE FAMILY! YOU CAN’T MISS A SINGLE MOMENT OF THE WEEKEND AND YOU ARE READY TO GET DOUBLE DICKED BY THE SISTER WIVES GUIDED BUS TOUR!
BONUS SISTER WIVES GUIDED BUS TOUR TRIP!
THE JANELLE EXPERIENCE!
IN TRUE JANELLE FASHION, WE FORGOT SOME SHIT. THERE ARE NO LONGER FOOD TRUCKS ATTENDING OUR JANELLE PARTY, BUT RACHEL IS APPARENTLY {APPARENTLY} A BOMB PARTY FOOD ORDERER AND IS GOING TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOOD, SO NO ONE GOES HOME HUNGRY!
DINNER PROVIDED BY OREGANOS PIZZA BISTRO!
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