GET IN LOSER,
WE’RE TALKING SHIT.

WHAT IS SHIT TALK?

BE KIND

DON’T FORGET TO BE

of a bitch.

An educational program that offers coursework that enables trashbags to ridicule, judge and obliterate the lives of D-list reality tv stars. Shit Talk has a heavy emphasis on critical theory (or just making up theories that we all believe to be true with very little evidence)  and honing their craft to take something only remotely funny and running with it for weeks. 

CAMEOS BY KODY BY ACE

CAMEOS BY KODY BY ACE

Want to let a loved one know they are cared for? How about a “fuck you” to someone you hate? Need helping breaking up or delivering bad news? Nothing says you’re special like Happy Birthday wishes! The perfect way to gaslight the hell out of someone! Or maybe you just want to make someone laugh! Cameos by Kody by Ace is the perfect gift to give to people you love or hate– or even just something to add to your own personal spank bank!

WHAT OUR FANS ARE SAYING…

AMENITIES

At Klipsan Fitness, we’re always expanding our amenities to meet the needs of our community. Something you’d like to see added to our list? Submit a request.

Modern Facilities

Premium Classes

Personal Trainers

Rockwall

Boxing Ring

Juice Bar

Personal Nutritiousness

Monthly Guest Passes

Basketball Courts

Lockers

SCHEDULE A VISIT

Take a free 30-minute tour of either of our locations to help you decide if Klipsan is the right gym for you. You’ll have the opportunity to try equipment, observe classes, and get direct answers to all of your questions.

KLIPSAN FITNESS WAS CENTRAL IN HELPING ME GAIN THE STAMINA FOR MY RECENT MARATHON.

-Alejandro Jimenez

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12834 Fitness Ln.
Brooklyn, NY
11385

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Los Angeles, LA
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